Falco S03, "Chaos" Parts 1 & 2

I'm circling back to work on Falco, the 2013-16 procedural on TF-1. I'll be working on the remaining two seasons when I'm between other projects.

To review, Alexandre "Alex" Falco (Sagamore Stevenin) is a Paris detective who wakes up after 20 years in a coma, and goes back to work. The main arcs of the first two seasons involved:  1) Falco reconnecting with his estranged teacher wife Carole (Mathilde Lebrequier, she moved on while he slept), his daughter Pauline (Marie Beraud, now a grown-up lawyer), and his former partner Jean-Paul (Arno Chevrier, not what he seems); and 2) finding who was responsible for the ambush that led to his coma.  Clement Manuel is Falco's current partner Romain Chevalier, and Alexia Barlier (Sophie Cross) is Eva Blum, the brigade's sergeant.  Franck Monsigny is Carole's current boyfriend Philippe, a pathologist/forensics type, and Lilly-Fleur Pointeaux recurs as Romain's girlfriend Joy. Cmsr. Cecile Pereggi (Anne Caillon) took command of the brigade in Season 2.

As with Les Pennacs, I'll be uploading subtitles and posting the notes two-at-a-time.

Falco S03E01, "Chaos" Part 1, runtime 47:24

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Season 3 finds Romain not doing well, having his SPOILER by the explosion in the Season 2 finale; Joy is finding it challenging to keep his spirits up. Abdel Dafri is new to the team, for the time being he seems to be Eva's partner.  Alex is on an extended retreat at a cabin in the Jura (mountainous region near Switzerland), where at the moment Pauline happens to be visiting. He's enjoying his "paradise."

Sagamore Stevenin (L) and Marie Beraud

Mademoiselle Holmes

I had been looking forward to seeing Mademoiselle Holmes, a new-this-year French series inspired by the Victorian sleuth.  Setting it in a Nantes commissariat instead of a London private detective's home was intriguing, but mostly I wanted to see what the lead, Lola Dewaere (Astrid & Raphaelle), would do with a role that comes with the expectations/baggage of a built in fan/fanbro base.

The mademoiselle of the title is Charlie (short for Charlotte?) Holmes, a thirtysomething who lives with her grandfather Georges in an ornate probably-Victorian house in the country near Nantes.

In the world built for this series, Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were real, and Charlie is Sherlock's great-granddaughter.  Georges is therefore the son of Sherlock Holmes-- which is a big deal you'd think would be developed by the writers, but it's only mentioned in passing.

Charlie has a vaguely defined psychological disorder, either depression or manic depression, much as Sherlock Holmes probably did. She admits to mood swings. But instead of a 7% solution of cocaine, Charlie takes prescriptions, referred to as her "treatment," which leaves her emotionally level but meek and unconfident. Georges is hiding or protecting her from something, because he almost uses her meds as a leash.

Both Charlie and Georges inherited their ancestor's gift for fighting crime-- but as detectives in the Police Nationale.  While the retired Georges was once commissaire (he's retired) of the station where Charlie now works, Charlie is relegated to the Complaints Desk. The current commissaire is Georges's former protege Florence, and the brigade criminelle is led by Chris (Thomas Jouannet). Chris is clearly the Lestrade here.

One day as she is walking with her new intern Samy (Tom Villa, Munch), a doctor training in forensics, Charlie is nearly run over by a car and hits her head. She subsequently decides to stop taking her meds, which is when she starts to become more Sherlockian-- as well as extroverted, less inhibited, and aspiring to crimesolving instead of taking complaints.

In episode 1, news broke about the death in London of Alexander Moriarty, head of a  family-run tabloid empire-- could there be a more appropriate modern occupation for the descendants of Holmes's archenemy? Moriarty's survivors include a daughter, April (Roxane Mesquida). Other Holmesian touches include Charlie playing the violin to concentrate, and clues such as a cameo decorated with dancing stick figures.

As the first season progresses, Charlie sets her sights on joining Chris's squad, tagging along (at first to Chris's irritation) and proving herself to Florence by solving cases, eventually earning her a spot on the team.

(The series has been renewed for a Season 2)

Episode: Mademoiselle Holmes S01E04, "Baker Street," runtime 53:43

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Some of the fan reviews have been shades of negative. I'll leave an assessment of the overall first season to you, and focus instead on what I consider the best episode, Episode 4.  It has Charlie on leave following successfully solving the case in episode 3, after she won a permanent spot on Chris's team.  She and Samy go to London, ostensibly as tourists, but actually to try to connect with her SPOILER, April Moriarty. A mystery arises, involving a teenage girl who claims to have received an ominous warning from her dead sister-- vaguely like Conan Doyle's The Speckled Band, except hearing the sister's voice in addition to a whistle.  After that the story departs from Holmes canon, the biggest change being that Charlie and Samy SPOILER.

Holmes (Lola Dewaere) and... Vatel (Tom Villa).

Notes

Charlie contracts si tu aimes (If you like) to just si tu (2'21").

The exposition at 4'46" delivered by a vague character (PR rep? PA?) is a really clunky piece of writing.

I don't recall there being a bullet hole in Dr Watson's room (5'01"). The story of Sherlock shooting the wall is in The Musgrave Ritual, but there's nothing about Watson almost being hit.

The sound effect that plays when Charlie uses her super-smell, super-hearing, and super-observation (5'23", 5'51", 9'25") sure sounds like a copy of the bionic sound effect from Six Million Dollar Man.

In case you haven't seen earlier episodes, the choir that Charlie mentions (12'03") is a folk group she and Georges are in, singers and musicians who perform sea shanties. Charlie plays violin.

Eurostar (15'02") is an international European high-speed passenger rail network. It has a connection to non-European London.

Florence asks Charlie tu es fait l'anguille? (15'06"), literally 'Are you being the eel.'  Meaning, 'Is something fishy going on?'  Here I'm putting 'What're you up to'?

In frustration, Charlie exclaims D'ou clé (26'14"), which must be short for D'où est la clé, Where is the key?

For some reason Samy comments d'psy? (27'47"), 'Psychologist?', I don't know why.

In case you hadn't heard of 'banoffee' (30'46"), I hadn't, it's an English pie made of bananas and toffee.

Samy mentions that the character 'Sylvan' on Oxford Palace disappeared in a ball pit accident (32'38"), which must be one of those ball-filled pens usually for kids. Sounds odd for a Downton Abbey-ish show, but who knows.

Dewaere, with Roxane Mesquida as April.

One of the ways Emma disguised herself that Charlie mentions (41'33") is changé les couleurs de cheveux, les bouclés, 'change hair color, the curls.'  But if you go back to the photo of Emma at 9'04", we see her hair was already curly. What she did was grow it out, fait pousser les cheveux plus longs.

Recall that rosbifs (46'21") is the French pronunciation of 'roast beefs,' a nickname for the British. I've footnoted it in the subtitle to maintain the flavor.

Samy should have told the woman in the bathroom (47'45") something like "Sorry. It's okay, I'm a doctor."

Bad English accents! (53'00")

Florence-isms count: n/a

Total: 4

HPI S04E08, "Ultraviolet"

Episode: Haut Potentiel Intellectuel S04E08, "Ultraviolet," runtime: 59:41 Subtitles download link

I'm returning to the .srt format until I decide about .ssa.

This concludes Series 4 of HPI.

The birth is near, Morgane is going stir crazy at home, and the karma pigeon has moved on to another 'client.'  Timothee is acting like a normal expectant father, focused on setting up the nursery, listing baby names, and trying to take the mind of the mother of his child off a murder case.

The case involves the murder of an ophthalmologic surgeon, and it's somewhat like a 70s mystery in that we may see whodunit at the beginning.  What we don't see is the victim's partner actually committing the crime, just his weird manner after phoning for help. So there's an added uncertainty to the ensuing Columbo-style cat & mouse game, in addition to a funny science knowledge oneupmanship between Morgane and the doctor. Finally, it's Afida's dogged pursuit of her 30 euros that leads to a clarification of the question of paternity.

Eric Caravaca as Dr Decker

NOTES

Dr Decker says he is working on an article for La Revue Française d'Ophtalmologie (3'17"), 'The French Ophthalmology Review.'  Later, Gilles says he verified that Decker was at the 'French Ophthalmology Bulletin' (10'58").  In reality, the publication of the French Society of Opthalmology is the Journal français d'ophtalmologie.

Daphne deducts 20% of something that sounds like com when calculating the outcome of her name-the-baby-daddy contest (13'47"). I think this means 'advertising,' so I assume she means her costs of running the contest.

Bérangère McNeese as Daphné

It sounds like Gilles contracts tellement (so very) to tellem' (14'09").

Then Daphne argues with Afida about her contest entry, and Afida says what sounds like n'y à ou près, 'It's there or near' (14'37"), which I'm translating as 'Close enough.'

Morgane has a flash involving Léon: The Professional (23'41"). A Jean Reno lookalike appears.

Audrey Fleurot and uncredited actor as Léon 

I'm putting 'Holy cow' instead of 'the cow' (26'39").

Adieu, Henri (Rufus)

'Police everywhere, justice nowhere!' (41'37") is a protest slogan that seems to be popular everywhere but in the U.S.  It's also a favorite of Capitaine Marleau.

SAMU (43'29") is Service d'Aide Médicale Urgente, the national paramedic/ambulance service.

Celine says the judge will issue un mandat de recherche, 'a search warrant' (46'56") for Yohann Marouani. But they're searching for him to arrest him, so it's really an arrest warrant.

Paracetamol (48'09") is what acetaminophen is called in Europe, although there it also comes in a pleasantly strange chewable form, like what I once got from a Paris drugstore for a pulled muscle.

When Morgane tells Karadec to use the gyro (flasher) this time (56'17"), his response indicates she meant the siren too. So I'm putting 'lights & siren.'

At 58'01" Morgane says donc, uh, pou-pou y a! to the bailiff. I have no idea what that means literally, but the little hand gesture probably means something like 'end of discussion.' I've put 'case closed.'

HPI S04E07, "Mosaïque"

Episode: Haut potentiel intellectuel, "Mosaïque" (Mosaic), runtime: 57:11 Subtitles Download Link

With this episode I am experimenting with using the .ssa file format. I have been assured there is no problem with compatibility across players.

In addition, the video copy I acquired has hardcoded French subtitles. I assume everyone has this copy for now, so I have set a black background for subtitles so it covers over the hardcoded ones when needed.

Morgane is now 8 months pregnant. Karadec, now aware he may not be the baby daddy, isn't letting her slow down and is basically being a jerk.  Morgane may not want to stay home anyway, because she now has the solicitous Timothee and David underfoot in addition to the kids, Ludo, Afida, and Marie. Worse, Morgane can't get away from Timothee, David, and Karadec-- even at work, and certainly not at birthing class.

Ginnie Watson as Wendy

The investigation focuses on the murder of Wendy Veron, a social media influencer found dead in a disused cement factory. The suspects are her husband, a stalker-fan, a cafeteria worker and her father, and a marketing worker who often lunched with the victim.

Jeremy Lewin as Timothée

NOTES

Seclin (2'45") is a town of approximately 12,600 about 4 miles south of Lille.

Tourcoing (21'15"), pronounced tor-quan (very soft N), is a town that lies between Lille and the border with Belgium. Tourcoing and Seclin are on opposite sides of Lille. Lille, Roubaix, and Tourcoing comprise a tri-cities of adjoining municipalities.

Small and medium-sized businesses (21'45") are called PME, petite et moyenne entreprise.

'Love handles' (22'34") is the same in French, poignées d'amour.

A caca nerveux, 'nervous poop,' (24'08") is a hissy fit.

Speculoos (25'08") is a gingerbread cookie also known as Biscoffs. They are frequently served by airlines.

Martial is from Terrenoire (28'22"), 20 miles southwest of Lyon in the Loire department. Formerly an independent town, it is now a suburb of Saint-Etienne.

There are normally pairs of chromosomes in DNA. When there is a third chromosome (31'32") it is called trisomy. A person with three copies of chromosome 21 have Down syndrome. It can also be called "trisomy 21."

HPI S04E06, "Coccinella septempunctata"

Episode: Haut potentiel intellectuel S04E06, "Coccinella septempunctata" (Seven-spot Ladybug), runtime 59:27

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HPI gets a small story arc, as the team is given the Emma Perrin missing person case that was unsolved at the end of "L'effet râteau." Clues lead Morgane and Karadec to an adventure tourism/prepper group in Brittany, and an unexpected family reunion.

On the home front, Karadec finally admits he remembers his one night with Morgane. The fling with Afida gets complicated for Gilles. Morgane gets more houseguests.

Due to the comments in a DM from a subtitles downloader, in this subtitles file I'm pausing the use of "\h" for positioning, as it is not supported by some video players, and I will try to find a resolution going forward. I may post copies in another format that has positioning support, such as .ssa .

NOTES

Gilles tries to explain to Morgane what she caught he and Afida doing in episode 5, j'avais des fourmis dans les jambes (7'05"), 'I had ants in my legs.' which means 'tingling.'

Did Gilles learn nothing from pandemic lockdown? He licks his finger (10'46") before counting meal vouchers.

Galettes (15'55") are crepe-like thin buckwheat pancakes. The traditional Breton hats (chapeaux ronds) have a round top and a wide upturned brim.

Something I haven't seen before. Karadec phones Celine (18'08") and says, 'Yeah, it's me." But instead of saying Ouais, c'est moi, he truncates it: Ouais, c'e.

If Kermolen (21'00", 22'22") is supposed to be a town, it is fictional. Ker- is a common opening for place names in Brittany, in the Breton language Ker means 'home' or 'inhabited place.'

C'est les bulots de midi qui sont pas passés? (22'02") doesn't make any sense, it literally means 'It's the midday whelks/bullocks that don't go,' which is not any idiom that I can find. I thought it might be boulots (job) instead of bulots, but she clearly says bu and not bou.

To clarify, DIPJ (30'25") is the Interregional Directorate of the Judicial Police, meaning it is made up of "territorial services" with responsibility for serious & organized crime and terrorism.

Morgane meets Mrs Karadec (Afida Tahri)

The first explanation Morgane gives to Mama Karadec (30'33") of her role at the PJ is that she is Le coup de pouce (the kick in the pants), OR, Le coup d'epouse (wife who hits). The former makes sense, it means approximately the same as 'helps them out.' But when she tries a second time (30'53"), the context cries out to be translated as 'work wife.'

Digeo (31'48") comes from digestif  and means liquor. Here I would translate it as 'nightcap,' except Morgane examines the wine bottle the others had with dinner.

The flashback (32'53") to when we first learned of La Pointue (Pointy), the Karadecs' vacation home, is from S03E08, Kikeriki.

The Alessi Brothers (51'41") was a Seventies pop duo. Besides "Seabird" (1976), their other hits include "Lori" (1977) and "Savin' The Day" (1984).

PQ (57'34"), papier queue, is TP, toilet paper.

HPI S04E05, "L'effet râteau"

Episode: Haut potentiel intellectuel S04E05, "L'effet râteau" (The Rake Effect), runtime 55:23

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Midseason premiere. As this episode begins, Morgane is very pregnant now. She's still trying to build good karma, but it's tough for her to be selfless with Ludo and Afida still living with her and the kids. Also trying her patience is Karadec, who returns to work at the PJ brigade criminelle (Gilles couldn't be more thrilled), but doesn't remember having sex with Morgane. Thea is worried about child support, and schemes to acquire potential father DNA samples for paternity tests.

Myra Tyliann as Afida.

This episode's case concerns a woman found dead in her bathtub, electrocuted, and Morgane deduces it is murder, not an accident. Daphne runs the DNA evidence and gets a series of hits-- deaths of women stretching back several years, but ruled accidental. The group reopens the old cases, and soon the PJ office is jammed with detectives and officials wanting to get in on the action.

NOTES

CloClo (2'22") was the nickname of the multi-talented Claude Francois, a singer/songwriter/musician who died in 1978 due to an accidental electrocution in his bathroom. He may be best known as  co-author of the song "Comme d'habitude" ('As Per Usual,' 1967), on which Paul Anka based his later adaptation, "My Way." 

Morgane refers to the victim as a catoche (4'14"), which is Spanish for 'bad mood.' I have no idea what it means for the French, I can only imagine it's something like 'Dying can ruin your whole day.'

Interesting pronunciation thing: Instead of saying Je savais pas (I didn't know) in full (10'51"), Daphne shortens it, ever so slightly, to Je savais p'.

Daphne tells Morgane that she'll lose her good karma if she doesn't find Afida an apartment that is "at least a T4."  A T4 means a living room and 3 other rooms, PLUS bathroom and kitchen.

The banner Gilles has organized for Karadec's return reads Welcome Back in English (11'50").

Lille-Sud, 'Lille South' (17'18") is probably a reference to Solidarité Et Jalons Pour Le Travail, an employment training organization located in the Lille-South district. The Lille University Hospital Center (CHU) is also located here.

The OCRVP (25'02") is the Central Office for Repression of Violence Against Persons, a Judicial Police unit that is also involved in anti-organized crime work.

Arras (33'05") is a city of about 45,000 about 20 miles south of Lille. It was known as Nemetacum in Roman times. Arras was a major producer of tapestries in the 15th century; in Hamlet, Polonius was hiding behind an 'arras' when he was stabbed.

Morgane catches Thea and Eliott at the station, and he lamely claims, On fait in tri selectif (We're doing a selective sorting), for school (33'51"). Tri selectif means 'waste separation,' such as for recycling. I'm putting 'wastestream sorting.'

Meurtres a... "La malédiction du lys"

Meurtres à... “La malédiction du lys” (Curse of the Lily), runtime 1:32:14 Subtitles download link

This installment is set in Bordeaux, when it airs on MHZ it will probably be retitled Murders in Bordeaux 2, or maybe 3. It stars Erika Sainte (The Crimson Rivers) as Clémence Lacoste, and David Baïot (L'art du crime S06E01, "La nouvelle Olympia") as Antoine Rosy. Lacoste and Rosy are made to team up to solve the death of politically connected real estate developer Hervé Landry, whose murder (at his elegant mansion, discovered by friends arriving for his birthday party) bears similarities to old slave punishments-- naked, muzzled, and bound, a fleur-de-lis branded on the back of one shoulder.

David Baïot (L) and Erika Sainte.

Rosy is introduced as being with the Police Nationale's Domestic Intelligence unit, assigned just in case the murder was motivated by politics or terrorism.  Lacoste is headed back to work following time off after being shot while attempting to arrest a criminal named Goran, who she was able to kill. Or so everyone thinks.

Difficulties arise when Lacoste reveals her personal connections to Landry and his friends, and then when BLM activist Anta Gomis informs Rosy that Lacoste's ancestors are on a list (missing) of Bordelaise families who were involved in the African slave trade. 

NOTES

Yes, Hervé has named his urban renewal project New Port (0'41"), the English 'new' plus 'port' pronounced the French way.